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In the start that laptop had a black mesa logo or am i going insane?
XDDD
It's August 15th, 2021 and I had a flashback to this clip as I turned on the BBC and watched the Taliban gather outside of Kabul.
Dammit, Yoloism got to Funkytown too?
ahahaha
"WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?"
"What do you… They've been encroaching on our territory this whole time."
"Oh… that's why it was important…"
nice black mesa laptop
It's the delivery of the line "artificial intelligence" that makes it hilarious.
Just fire the chick who keeps screwing up the order.
I like it but I think that first, everyone else is just as immortal as the leaders and that turns happen over multiple years. You should talk about how it takes half a millennia to cross a jungle.
The ‘barbarians invading from the south’ story is hilarious!
In my Pinewaldian Republic, barbarians don’t last long, when I’m playing!😎👍🏻
Just want to say how I appreciate your very good captions! 🙂
My husband and I keep going back to this video and watching it again. I don't know why, but every time Kyle says "Yoloism has invaded Funkytown" I laugh like a crazy person.
Is that a White Mesa laptop?
Kyle looks like a real-life news anchor making a cameo in a movie.
F-ck city-states
Yoloism has spread to funky town, that’s gold man
Breaking news: Rome is invading persia with 50 land units, 10 naval units, 5 air units and 20 nukes ( true story, I was Rome)
Gay
She had a black mesa laptop cool
This is brilliant. Seriously I'm going to start playing Civ 4 or 5 again just as soon as my stupid friends stop having kids.
Thought it was going to be one of the notifications where your spy tells you that an ally has started trading with somebody… that being you 2 seconds ago
Whoever is playing America is not doing well in this game.
When I play I always have a lack of barbarians so I can promote my units…
Gonna be Honest, you have just described how I play Civ. I try to be peaceful, stuff happens. Then BARBARIANS happen, and my life is hell. So yeah. THis is literately my 60 min playthrough condensed to 3:30
captured not killed
I just realised these folks are still actively around!
this is what late game civ end turns feel like lol
Randomly one day
"Breaking News! We found MT Everest!"
"Breaking News! A spy has been killed!"
"Breaking News! Our glorious leader conquered every capital making us the only civilization left in the world…"
"Breaking News! Barbarians approach from the south!"
He had to invest in the fear factor…
Tragic ending. RIP producer. 🪦
Sound no different from news today.
So where does the parody begin? This is just how media actually works as far as I can tell.
Breaking news Sinbad sinks more pirate fleets and discovers new continent
It pretty funny everyone didn't notice they predict barbarian city-states, and Ciff of Dover.
Man I miss these videos. Bring them back please! <3
I don't know qhy, but I love the casual "Praise Be"
I like how he's pushing for geneva's attention
"and by they, I mean our immortal leader who watches our every move"
"praise be…"
LOL
gotta love the Journalistic integrity of writing & broadcasting one final headline before the Barbs come in & end your broadcast for good.